Jackson: One Day Away From Dying, the Day Before He Died!

The experts have weighed in on MJ's condition prior to his death, and there appear to be conflicting opinions. As an absolutely uninformed, unofficial source, I have been able to determine that one thing is certain: Jackson was in fact just one day away from dying, the day before he died. This stunning revealation prompts a lot of unanswerable questions: If he, or anyone close to him had known, could they have helped him dodge the grim reaper?  Could he have sought safe haven in his hyperbaric chamber (some believe death cannot tolerate the increased pressure environment)?  Might Al Sharpton have been able to uncover a plot of gang-rape and assault as a probable cause? Could Joe Jackson have beaten the living crap out of the reaper before he had a chance to claim Michael?  And, could Michael himself have grabbed death by the shoelaces, and hung him upside down out of his hotel window? Unfortunately, we'll never know for sure, but I suspect that given enough time, Rev Al will come up with something.